The Shareen & Joe Show
Shareen Wong and Joe Augustin – Real People, Real Stories
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It’s Joe’s birthday and his approach to it may surprise you… if not depress you… And see if you can spot the one big thing on this show that Joe gets wrong about his own birthday. Sad really he only caught it when his wife was listening to the show before it was posted up.

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Shareen came back from Hong Kong after doing a whole lot of shopping – and wait till you hear what she got Joe…
And why Joe’s friend really supports the ban on pepper spray – even though she may not have at first.

 
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It’s probably not the easiest thing… buying condoms. But what did this guy do to get arrested?
And some of our own adventures in the “area”.

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So our birth rate has not been as good as we need it to be. And if we don’t fix it, Singapore’s going to be in trouble. Well… we are offering a few ideas that *might* not find their way to parliament. Tell us what you think!

 
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Apparently you should know what this term stands for if you are in a modern relationship… And speaking of relationships. Doesn’t Facebook REALLY complicate things??

 
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While in Mumbai Joe learnt a local traffic light trick which we think you might find useful to know about…
And Shareen who never gets conned… got conned!

 
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Back from his trip to Mumbai India, Joe shares some of the more “interesting” experiences getting there – from trying to get a last minute visa to getting to the airport in Mumbai itself.

So sorry, due to a last Joe accepting a last minute booking for a show in India and Shareen’s schedule to go to various trade exhibitions around the world, we are unable to record brand new shows until next week. We will try to put together some “best of” shows for the next few days [...]

 
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Shareen’s got a friend in a wheel-chair. That doesn’t stop his wife from “whacking” him from time to time…
And just how badly can you screw up a prosthetic leg? A doctor demonstrates.

 
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Joe’s got a lovely pool at his new place, but something about it is eating him up…
Someone REALLY mis-judged Shareen, although one wonders if she minded this particular case of cognitive failure…
And the BIGGEST LIE that someone’s been telling about Shareen for YEARS!

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Shareen once again has boldly gone where I would not… And she brings amazing stories from beyond the walls of Singapore’s first (legal) casino. Some of it’s pretty sad really.

 
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This was a really mixed weekend for us. Shareen had a GREAT cable weekend. Joe’s had a TERRIBLE time with cable.
And then someone has set a new standard for buffet behaviour. But tell us what you think… leave a comment.

 
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There’s a lot of nudity on today’s show… so I guess you should close your eyes.

 
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Ever noticed how the dates all come together at the same time… but what does it say for our future as a romantic city? Plus Shareen shares an exercise that’s SUPPOSED to make you feel good about yourself… But does it really work? You decide.

 
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When where and how? Well listen for more details….

 
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There’s a new place you can buy durians on Bukit Timah Road. Our guess… the neighbours are complaining.

 
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Wait till you hear what this girl was trying to do with plastic surgery. And also the hospital that is sponsoring the cause by giving her the make-over that she wants.
And ever tried to guilt-trip a guy?… Apparently, you are doomed to fail… Shareen explains why…

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You may have heard that Joe was the commentator at the Singapore Airshow 2010. Well the show was a success with lots of deals closed… However, there was at least one aspect of the show that left some of our foreign exhibitors a little shocked…

 
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Want to know a man’s real age? Apparently you can tell by a man’s pants…
And will 3D TV kill football?

 
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Wait til you hear why Joe calls Shareen the evil fairy…

 
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You remember the lingerie Joe bought eBay? Well the stuff’s arrived… and Shareen checks it out on the podcast today. Warning: The show ends a little… uncomfortably.

 
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And Joe’s the commentator for the Singapore Airshow 2010… and sure it’s fun, but there is ONE thing that’s close to killing him… Find out what it is on the show…

 
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Shareen’s Company D&D – yes for all 8 employees.
And that INFAMOUS MacDonald’s pig!

 
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This is rare. Shareen is actually pissed off by the actor who played Jack Sparrow from the movie.

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Shareen has some advice for me as to what to sell on eBay. She heard about somebody else in that business, so Joe thought he should find out more. It was a little disturbing…

 
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Shareen continues to tell us about her experience at Resorts World… It’s not ALL bad.
And have you eaten haggis? Do you know what it IS? Wait till you hear what Shareen thought it was until we talked about it…

 
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Shareen went down to Resorts World to have a look around and came away with some surprising experiences…
And Joe went looking for escorts on-line… purely for research purposes.

 
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Shareen feels she HAS to FLASH on the show today… I guess the real question is what’s got her goat…
And we’re STILL trying to solve the World Cup problem for Singaporeans everywhere… and so what if it just happens to be a little illegal.

 
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Joe was so bad the HE put HIMSELF in the doghouse. And of course Shareen was “supportive” of the decision. Wait til you hear how SHE plays the doghouse game.
Plus, we solve your World Cup TV Coverage woes in the way we know best… by totally making something up.

 
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It’s not funny what happened. But the challenge we have for you is to listen to the show and NOT laugh. After all… it just ain’t right.
And Joe thought he had come up with a BRILLIANT idea. Unfortunately, Shareen had to burst his bubble.

 
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Wait till you hear about this club promotion. Shareen was shocked. I was surprised they actually did it – the question is how do you feel hearing about a promotion like this in Singapore?

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Shareen wasn’t as happy as many were when the results of the Golden Globes… maybe you weren’t either. Let’s compare notes…
And we give some feedback about some feedback we received. Complicated? Isn’t that what you like about us?

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As you may have heard, Joe’s just moved house, but it’s proving to be a rather painful process… more details on the podcast.
And Shareen’s pretty sure China NEEDS her… or at least WILL need her… not too long from now.

 
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Welcome back to the show folks! Since it’s a brand new year, we thought we’d talk about resolutions… I’ve got to tell you, I was VERY surprised with what she resolved to do…

 
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This is the very last one for the year. We’re taking a break from the show. Before we go though, I thought I’d just take this opportunity to say thanks to all of you who have been supporting us with the simple gesture of starting up the podcast and listening to it. It really makes [...]

 
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According to a report Santa’s a real bad boy… which is just the sort of guy Shareen’s looking for. If only we knew what else he does with his time.
Last last minute Christmas gift suggestions from Shareen. Some good. Some not so much.

 
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It may be the latest trend, but I for one am pretty pleased to let this one pass me by…
And what happens when you meet your friend who used to be a woman? What do you say? What do you THINK?

 
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We’re finally taking a break from the podcast. Details on the show itself.
And this is the show Shareen’s been waiting for. The one where she gets to hear exactly what defects haven’t been fixed in our new home despite the reassurances from the main contractor… It’s not my favourite show.

 
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I’m pretty sure I’m not alone on this, but I think I am an addict. And I’m showing signs of getting worse…
And look out for the latest social disease that you and your friends may be in danger of catching.

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You probably get involved in this sort of tit-for-tat war from time to time… but I think we’ve finally resolved our problems.

 
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Why did people wonder if this guy would be able to change the channels by squeezing his bum? Ok… you might be jumping ahead of us already.
And you know that party I had to go to before I dropped in on Shareen’s party? Well it was one of those parties that “spoils the market” [...]

 
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How, why and when did Shareen watch pigs doing the do in a not-so-natural way?
And I found myself unable to control my vigilante tendencies again… Sorry whoever you were…

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I did a stage-show with my ex-radio partner hosting a lunch Christmas party when I did something that made the audience gasp.
And Shareen gets to say, “I told you so!” Damn it!

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Shareen’s trying to help me with my legacy. And I have to admit it’s an interesting idea… maybe you would like to try it too.
And I’m not sure if you heard about Shareen’s on or off party which I might not be able to attend… well I have hell to pay. Catch the fun [...]

 
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You might have realised that Shareen reacted with more than one “Wow” to the story of the ultimate sex doll a couple of podcasts ago… but how many did she let slip? Well listen as we play ALL of them back to back.
And a man who complained of being licked too much!

 
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They’re destitute cave-dwelling men who are about to become billionaires. Guess their social life is about to get better.
Shareen also had an experience with a gay guy on her trip to Thailand.

 
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That’s two different topics by the way… A friend sent me an email about the “perfect” woman as he put it and I was blown away by what I read and saw. And so was Shareen when I showed her the pictures.
And Tiger Woods as you’ve never seen him before… (OK, maybe you have).

 
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I think most of us know what happens when you use Botox on the face. The special paralyzing effect the neurotoxin means your wrinkles disappear… right along with you ability to raise even an eyebrow. Well apparently the hot new procedure is using Botox below the belt….

 
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OK. Maybe not anymore… but until recently that was the law in a particular country.
And why is Shareen so apologetic on today’s show?… Come play our interactive game on today’s show…

 
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Think you have what it takes to research lap-dancing? And it pays pretty well. And some would say the fringe benefits are irresistible…
Also, are those prize machines in the arcades fair? And what about the people who put money in them? Do they deserve it?

 
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Continuing from the previous podcast.. Shareen shares a story of bad service she received because she was a woman (and to be clear, she is STILL a woman).
And what on earth is “Doing the Abba”? Well Shareen does it. Maybe you want to too…

 
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We went shopping the other day and it is just me who finds that service has just gone down the tubes in general… but the worst thing that happened was when my wife was treated poorly (we think) because of her race.
And how did a smile on Facebook cost a woman at least $25,000?

 
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If you are a fan of popcorn… be warned…
Also, a couple gets divorced… so that they can get married.  A scary Santa Clause that needs a facelift.  And our very own rabied reindeer on Orchard Road who are checking out their own packages. Ahem.
Thanks for listening! Tell your friends!

 
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What happens when a couple’s passionate lovemaking keeps an entire block of apartments? What can the neighbours do?

 
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Can you really be too UGLY for a life of crime? Well apparently so. You’ve got to hear about this guy…
Also, would Shareen make a good motivational speaker? Well hear me out on this idea before you say, “No Way!”

 
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Which country is offering free penile implants? Sure you could just google it. Or you could just listen to the show and find out.
I got invited to a PINK party and Shareen shared about being picked up by a lesbian.

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Just how do you LOSE your nipples? Well let’s just say Malaysia Boleh!
And Shareen’s parking theory of love.

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We’ve been accused of talking sh*t before. I guess today we really are. The folks in Holland are apparently getting into it and an incredible story about how rabbit poo’s been used in an illegal process.

 
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What can I say, Shareen has been doing her research. But it’s really pretty amazing what these men got up to. Perhaps more amazing is what the women actually fell for.