You may have heard that Joe was the commentator at the Singapore Airshow 2010. Well the show was a success with lots of deals closed… However, there was at least one aspect of the show that left some of our foreign exhibitors a little shocked…

Want to know a man’s real age? Apparently you can tell by a man’s pants…

And will 3D TV kill football?

Wait til you hear why Joe calls Shareen the evil fairy…

You remember the lingerie Joe bought eBay? Well the stuff’s arrived… and Shareen checks it out on the podcast today. Warning: The show ends a little… uncomfortably.

And Joe’s the commentator for the Singapore Airshow 2010… and sure it’s fun, but there is ONE thing that’s close to killing him… Find out what it is on the show…

Shareen’s Company D&D – yes for all 8 employees.

And that INFAMOUS MacDonald’s pig!

This is rare. Shareen is actually pissed off by the actor who played Jack Sparrow from the movie.

Shareen has some advice for me as to what to sell on eBay. She heard about somebody else in that business, so Joe thought he should find out more. It was a little disturbing…

Shareen continues to tell us about her experience at Resorts World… It’s not ALL bad.

And have you eaten haggis? Do you know what it IS? Wait till you hear what Shareen thought it was until we talked about it…

Shareen went down to Resorts World to have a look around and came away with some surprising experiences…

And Joe went looking for escorts on-line… purely for research purposes.

Shareen feels she HAS to FLASH on the show today… I guess the real question is what’s got her goat…

And we’re STILL trying to solve the World Cup problem for Singaporeans everywhere… and so what if it just happens to be a little illegal.

Joe was so bad the HE put HIMSELF in the doghouse. And of course Shareen was “supportive” of the decision. Wait til you hear how SHE plays the doghouse game.

Plus, we solve your World Cup TV Coverage woes in the way we know best… by totally making something up.

It’s not funny what happened. But the challenge we have for you is to listen to the show and NOT laugh. After all… it just ain’t right.

And Joe thought he had come up with a BRILLIANT idea. Unfortunately, Shareen had to burst his bubble.

Wait till you hear about this club promotion. Shareen was shocked. I was surprised they actually did it – the question is how do you feel hearing about a promotion like this in Singapore?

Shareen wasn’t as happy as many were when the results of the Golden Globes… maybe you weren’t either. Let’s compare notes…

And we give some feedback about some feedback we received. Complicated? Isn’t that what you like about us?

As you may have heard, Joe’s just moved house, but it’s proving to be a rather painful process… more details on the podcast.

And Shareen’s pretty sure China NEEDS her… or at least WILL need her… not too long from now.

Welcome back to the show folks! Since it’s a brand new year, we thought we’d talk about resolutions… I’ve got to tell you, I was VERY surprised with what she resolved to do…

This is the very last one for the year. We’re taking a break from the show. Before we go though, I thought I’d just take this opportunity to say thanks to all of you who have been supporting us with the simple gesture of starting up the podcast and listening to it. It really makes a difference.

We’ll be back on the 15th of January 2010.

According to a report Santa’s a real bad boy… which is just the sort of guy Shareen’s looking for. If only we knew what else he does with his time.

Last last minute Christmas gift suggestions from Shareen. Some good. Some not so much.

It may be the latest trend, but I for one am pretty pleased to let this one pass me by…

And what happens when you meet your friend who used to be a woman? What do you say? What do you THINK?

We’re finally taking a break from the podcast. Details on the show itself.

And this is the show Shareen’s been waiting for. The one where she gets to hear exactly what defects haven’t been fixed in our new home despite the reassurances from the main contractor… It’s not my favourite show.

I’m pretty sure I’m not alone on this, but I think I am an addict. And I’m showing signs of getting worse…

And look out for the latest social disease that you and your friends may be in danger of catching.

You probably get involved in this sort of tit-for-tat war from time to time… but I think we’ve finally resolved our problems.

Why did people wonder if this guy would be able to change the channels by squeezing his bum? Ok… you might be jumping ahead of us already.

And you know that party I had to go to before I dropped in on Shareen’s party? Well it was one of those parties that “spoils the market” for everyone else having a party nearby.

How, why and when did Shareen watch pigs doing the do in a not-so-natural way?

And I found myself unable to control my vigilante tendencies again… Sorry whoever you were…

I did a stage-show with my ex-radio partner hosting a lunch Christmas party when I did something that made the audience gasp.

And Shareen gets to say, “I told you so!” Damn it!

Shareen’s trying to help me with my legacy. And I have to admit it’s an interesting idea… maybe you would like to try it too.

And I’m not sure if you heard about Shareen’s on or off party which I might not be able to attend… well I have hell to pay. Catch the fun on the show.

You might have realised that Shareen reacted with more than one “Wow” to the story of the ultimate sex doll a couple of podcasts ago… but how many did she let slip? Well listen as we play ALL of them back to back.

And a man who complained of being licked too much!

They’re destitute cave-dwelling men who are about to become billionaires. Guess their social life is about to get better.

Shareen also had an experience with a gay guy on her trip to Thailand.

That’s two different topics by the way… A friend sent me an email about the “perfect” woman as he put it and I was blown away by what I read and saw. And so was Shareen when I showed her the pictures.

And Tiger Woods as you’ve never seen him before… (OK, maybe you have).

I think most of us know what happens when you use Botox on the face. The special paralyzing effect the neurotoxin means your wrinkles disappear… right along with you ability to raise even an eyebrow. Well apparently the hot new procedure is using Botox below the belt….

OK. Maybe not anymore… but until recently that was the law in a particular country.

And why is Shareen so apologetic on today’s show?… Come play our interactive game on today’s show…

Think you have what it takes to research lap-dancing? And it pays pretty well. And some would say the fringe benefits are irresistible…

Also, are those prize machines in the arcades fair? And what about the people who put money in them? Do they deserve it?

Continuing from the previous podcast.. Shareen shares a story of bad service she received because she was a woman (and to be clear, she is STILL a woman).

And what on earth is “Doing the Abba”? Well Shareen does it. Maybe you want to too…

We went shopping the other day and it is just me who finds that service has just gone down the tubes in general… but the worst thing that happened was when my wife was treated poorly (we think) because of her race.

And how did a smile on Facebook cost a woman at least $25,000?

If you are a fan of popcorn… be warned…

Also, a couple gets divorced… so that they can get married.  A scary Santa Clause that needs a facelift.  And our very own rabied reindeer on Orchard Road who are checking out their own packages. Ahem.

Thanks for listening! Tell your friends!

What happens when a couple’s passionate lovemaking keeps an entire block of apartments? What can the neighbours do?

Can you really be too UGLY for a life of crime? Well apparently so. You’ve got to hear about this guy…

Also, would Shareen make a good motivational speaker? Well hear me out on this idea before you say, “No Way!”

Which country is offering free penile implants? Sure you could just google it. Or you could just listen to the show and find out.

I got invited to a PINK party and Shareen shared about being picked up by a lesbian.

Just how do you LOSE your nipples? Well let’s just say Malaysia Boleh!

And Shareen’s parking theory of love.

We’ve been accused of talking sh*t before. I guess today we really are. The folks in Holland are apparently getting into it and an incredible story about how rabbit poo’s been used in an illegal process.

What can I say, Shareen has been doing her research. But it’s really pretty amazing what these men got up to. Perhaps more amazing is what the women actually fell for.

This guy’s actually an amazing rocker. And yes, he also happens to be a monk. Sadly he’s decided to hang up his microphone.

You may have noticed there was this really big meeting in Singapore this past weekend. It was all supposed to be a polite affair but Obama said something that apparently made some of the other delegates feel uncomfortable. Maybe you missed it…

And a Twitter event that I really have my doubts about.

What did Shareen watch that made her sob out loud?

And did I goof on my review of 2012? Well we review my review.

Women have a list of requirements that men have to live up to. Men seldom live up to those expectations. Well guess what, the rules keep changing.

And I was really surprised by what excites Shareen. Perhaps you might too.

Would you believe Shareen used to push the limits with the rules in school? You would?… OK then, I guess we’re a;; on the same page… but wait till you hear what she used to get up to when she was in school.

And… some pretty sweet and simultaneously freaky technology.

A Singapore technology that allows you to stroke your cock remotely. Fun for the whole geek family!

And what did Shareen say that made my head hurt? (It had something to do with superstitions surrounding Friday the 13th).

You may have heard about the best-looking world leaders list. Singapore didn’t do too badly. But who’s on the bottom of that list?

And Shareen has an idea to sell advertising which might raise an eyebrow.. or two. And wait till you hear how much she thinks I can raise from putting ads on my “personal space”.

And we’re one podcast away from telling you how you can stroke your cock from another room (i.e. that’s on the next show).

We continue with Shareen’s married friends’ attempts to matchmake her. And how fast they move…

And you think women can be loose? Wait till you hear about these crabs.

What exactly did a bank robber do that saw him laughed out of the bank?

And Shareen’s friends have been trying to matchmake her in less than subtle ways…

Can pent up sexual frustrations be dangerous? Apparently so… listen for the details.

Also, what could happen in all the time between recording a show and actually broadcasting it. Well if you leave it to my imagination, too much…

Boy did I screw up last week! A few details here…

But before you assume that that’s a GOOD thing, I recommend you listen to the show.

And you may have already seen them, but there’re some dummies you should really look out for along Grange Road.

Check against the list of symptoms that make you a Facebook addict.

What kind of halloween costumes would Shareen get into? Well a lot more, if she wasn’t so much like Michael Jackson. How? Well listen to find out.

And why are pregnant women rushing to get onto a plane…

Another example of redundant research? Perhaps. You be the judge.

And Shareen is still missing her knob. I offered her alternatives which she either found too harry or small…

Do I really need to say more?

You guys are not going to believe this… instead of talking on the phone (or something logical like that) Shareen’s decided to use the podcast to “talk” to Drew Crothers (our guest on the EXPLICIT show from a few days ago).

Plus a VERY important change in the podcast.

We got to contemplating what we could do next with out podcast… We came up with some BAD ideas.

We mere mortals never got a manual, so how the hell would we know what those words ARE supposed to mean?

And we’ve got the results of the lucky draw from our 100,000th download party.

Shareen was not feeling well enough to come in and record, so a friend of mine dropped in to help me record a podcast. Turns out he was REALLY keen to say some things that he couldn’t say on the radio. Thanks to Andrew Crothers for helping on this show.

Again… we’ve warned you. Content is EXPLICIT.

Today’s TOTO draw is worth $3M (probably more). That’s when more people come out of the woodworks to play. And it could bring out the worst in all of us. That’s especially true when you ask someone to buy tickets for you.

And how do you get beat up at a Karaoke bar? We have some suggestions.

Wow! THAT was a HOAX too?

Hear about a guy who really couldn’t stay long at any one job… because he was on a tight schedule. Now he’s writing a book.

Balloon Boy’s parents might go to jail.

It would seem we have now become a semi-official source of information on how to increase your cup-size.

How to get yourself banned from the state of New York – for those of you who have been following it, you may be interested to know the latest in that infamous feud between Conan O’Brien and the Mayor of Newark. You won’t believe who finally had to intervene.

And is Madonna a good neighbour? Well yes and no. Listen in and see if YOU would like to be her neighbour.

If you haven’t heard about this particular “ms.adventure” (and even if you have), listen to how these two guys chose the wrong victims.

Also we discuss whether they should introduce a very special kind of sex-education for older students here in Singapore.

Shareen is moving house and she’s going through her stuff… So she’s throwing out a lot of stuff, but there are some things that she’s keeping for emotional reasons.

And a promotion launched inTerengganu especially for you, if you are about to be DIVORCED.

My son and I were looking through some books at the National Library when he came upon an “interesting” book. Wait till you hear what it was about. I’ll bet that at the very least, you’ll shake your head.

Did you hear about the Somali pirates that bit off FAR more than they could hope to chew?

I really thought she was acting when I told her about this guy being gay… Because I just thought there was NO way ANYONE would NOT know. Boy was I wrong.

A zoo does some WAY OUT stuff when they can’t get hold of the actual animal.

And an UNBELIEVABLE experience one of our in-laws had at a hospital here in Singapore.

Most people think that being pregnant means you can’t get MORE pregnant. Well apparently not so.

A beauty contest for surgically enhanced beauties.. I know this doesn’t sound like anything different from the usual Miss Brazil or Miss Venezuela contest, but trust me this one is DIFFERENT.

Forget the Singapore Slingers, check out these Singapore SWINGERS who are scoring regularly.

Homer Simpson as a health ambassador… yes, REALLY.

And wait till you hear the kinds of restrictions they’re putting on alcohol consumption at the V8 races in Australia. I guarantee you’ll be surprised by them.

We’re talking about the ORIGINAL Darth Vader. Stay tuned to find out what happened (there were Police involved).

And I’ll be sharing the secrets to making it last… :p

We do crazy things for our pets. Wait till you hear what we’ve been trying to buy for our little black cat…

Plus that story we promised… How did Shareen end up waking up on her bathroom floor?

Have you heard about the Ig Nobel prize? It’s a very special scientific award that is given to stuff that will make you smile. Or at least it really SHOULD make you smile…

And those of you who think *I* can be hard on someone who’s a little rude… wait till you hear what Shareen called a customer of hers who was a little too snide for her liking!

I thought it was impossible to meet someone local who didn’t know the convention of using the tissue-pack to reserve seats… I wasn’t looking NEAR enough. Shareen shares her moment of naivety.

And photos in the wallet are disappearing… but not everyone’s happy about that.

There’s a big problem with tourists taking a dump on one of the world’s most famous landmarks… I didn’t realize how BIG this problem was…

And WTF! What if your name WAS WTF?

I won a contest, but I can’t tell anyone about what it is… But I thought I’d gloat anyway.

My little 4-year old girl Lauren, is the cutest. Wait till you hear what she said that led us to long discussion about boys and girls. Which led to a conversation where I’m discussing terms with Shareen on how I should match-make her.

And what about that HOT Japanese chef?… Well Shareen doesn’t think he’s so hot after she checked him out.

It’s Children’s day. For most parents with kids who are old enough to go to school but too young to be in secondary school, this is an extra day to try and figure out what to do with the kids. For us, it’s the day we send them over to their grandparents’ home and we try to celebrate it in a meaningful way.

And my eyes are finally becoming… normal.

Was it the job of hosting of F1 Rocks? Or was it something else?

And I’m really proud of what I managed to do as the emcee and auctioneer at an event over the weekend… You won’t believe how much we were able to raise over lunch.

What really sucked at F1? Let Shareen tell you.

Despite their best efforts to focus on the food, the fashion and the theatre… some women managed to get distracted at the show I was at. Find out by what on the show.

When you sleep with someone have you ever thought about the “bigger” picture. Have a listen to some incredible stats from the UK.

Then hear the latest argument about whether or not to abstain from hanky panky the night before a big game. This time the source is the Indian national cricket team.

Well this is the big weekend when people who are going get all excited and people who are not complain about the traffic and the noise. Hopefully we’ve put together a show for you that will satisfy you whether you are going or not.

And just in case that’s not your thing… go all the way to the last 10 minutes and listen to what made Shareen go WTF…

Who am I talking about? That girl who has set out to kiss 100 guys… She’s take 3 years to get to slightly more than 50! A bit slow right?

And Shareen wants to start a dating business for divorcees.

I’m not sure… but Shareen may actually be CAUSING the unrest in Thailand. Examine the evidence on today’s show.

Also, Shareen really goes out of her way for some forks.

And I thought wearing a tie would be good enough for Shareen… NO…..

Literally a show from all over the place today. Think of it as the ultimate rojak show from Shareen And Joe.

On the show… Shoes and what some women are prepared to do to find a lost shoe. My crazy new diet. And a guy who shot himself in his underwear and hired a cinema of fake audience members to watch it… Wait till you find out what he was up to…

I know there was a request for “no more farting jokes” (via Facebook)… I am afraid, there is a little more here on the subject. I hope you’ll forgive us.

Also why waiting for a new HDB flat might NOT be a good thing for you as a couple. Speaking of HDB flats… have you seen what I think is the UGLIEST one yet?

What DID a man do to deserve a fine for breaking wind? Find out on the show.

And did you ever play farting games? No? Well listen to some of the games that we played in my family.

And what if YOU were to spot some really big boobs while you were walking around town… what would you do? (I’m talking REALLY big).

All those articles in those magazines that start with, “I never knew this could really happen”… couldn’t really happen right? Well…

And yes, we also talk about the politics of mooncakes. Shareen is SO complicated.

No winner has come forward for the Big Sweep prize… I have a theory why…

And Shareen’s magical power to find crap strikes again!

Also… want to make a better bad sign? Then listen all the way to the end!

Aren’t alarms supposed to be more… well.. alarming. So I’m raising the alarm about alarms at a particular shopping centre. And Shareen has a fantastic business idea regarding those alarms.

Shareen tries to use an old excuse to get out of the recording of the show today. Obviously, she failed. But you can enjoy her trying to wriggle her way out of this.

And Shareen gives you at least ONE reason not to go to her restaurant if she should open one.

So I goofed on the last post. THIS is the one where we talk about the high-class chickens that seem to be rather popular these days…

And also, why did I decided NOT to wash my hands? Jealousy. But for more details you have to listen to the show.

Thanks for dropping by and please remember to tell your friends about the show, OK?

Can you really have all that in ONE podcast? Absolutely, and a little more too.

If you haven’t heard about them, you really DO have to check out these high class chickens that Shareen discovered.

I was out til past midnight after I hosted a show for BNI Singapore at the Raffles Town Club… as a result I only began editing this show together at 12:30 and only finished dubbing at 1:15…

Essentially I am not sure if, when I listen back to the show, I will still like it tomorrow.

But it was good. I was at the Tony Robbins Seminar over the weekend thanks to 77th Street who sponsored me with tickets to attend the Unleash The Power Within seminar at the Expo. There was firewalking… And I did not get away unscathed.

And while I was doing this Shareen went clubbing after a long time. She claims it was a disaster. You be the judge.

Those direct mailers are pretty good aren’t they? The latest one I received though, I thought was pretty darn good.

I (yes, this is Joe talking) found a new place to shop. (OK, maybe not a new place… but I haven’t been there before).

And a man is encouraging his teenage daughter as she pole-dances for money. Wanna find out why I think this is a GOOD idea?

Shareen’s other job is travel agent for her parents. And they’re going away for ANOTHER honeymoon. So just what kind of special “arrangements” she made.

I wonder if you have been through something similar to what happened to me with the bank I am only going to refer to as Shitty-bank.

And tragically Barbie lost her face recently… at the hands of my OLDEST daughter and her friends.

That video of the guy taking a real beating from some woman has been making the rounds… We explore what could have possibly led up to that…

And Disney is acquiring Marvel. What could THAT merger lead to, in terms of on-screen characters?

Cable ties remind Shareen of someone… find out who and WHY…

I try to set Shareen up with a 68 year old guy who I think she would get along with. Strangely, this does not go all that well.

What kind of slab is she? Well apparently knowing this could really help. Find out more about this concept… and WHICH kind of slab does SHE want to be?

I met a real life professional on-line poker player. Pretty amazing what he does as a pro.

And Shareen suggested that WE become buskers. Wait till you hear what our idea will be..