Can it be? Are Shareen And Joe REALLY starting a fight between Singapore and Hong Kong? Perhaps there MIGHT be a case after all – as Shareen presents the damning evidence.

And wait til you hear about “the cake”.

It’s Joe’s birthday and his approach to it may surprise you… if not depress you… And see if you can spot the one big thing on this show that Joe gets wrong about his own birthday. Sad really he only caught it when his wife was listening to the show before it was posted up.

Shareen came back from Hong Kong after doing a whole lot of shopping – and wait till you hear what she got Joe…

And why Joe’s friend really supports the ban on pepper spray – even though she may not have at first.

It’s probably not the easiest thing… buying condoms. But what did this guy do to get arrested?

And some of our own adventures in the “area”.

So our birth rate has not been as good as we need it to be. And if we don’t fix it, Singapore’s going to be in trouble. Well… we are offering a few ideas that *might* not find their way to parliament. Tell us what you think!

Apparently you should know what this term stands for if you are in a modern relationship… And speaking of relationships. Doesn’t Facebook REALLY complicate things??

While in Mumbai Joe learnt a local traffic light trick which we think you might find useful to know about…

And Shareen who never gets conned… got conned!

Back from his trip to Mumbai India, Joe shares some of the more “interesting” experiences getting there – from trying to get a last minute visa to getting to the airport in Mumbai itself.

Shareen’s got a friend in a wheel-chair. That doesn’t stop his wife from “whacking” him from time to time…

And just how badly can you screw up a prosthetic leg? A doctor demonstrates.

Joe’s got a lovely pool at his new place, but something about it is eating him up…

Someone REALLY mis-judged Shareen, although one wonders if she minded this particular case of cognitive failure…

And the BIGGEST LIE that someone’s been telling about Shareen for YEARS!

Shareen once again has boldly gone where I would not… And she brings amazing stories from beyond the walls of Singapore’s first (legal) casino. Some of it’s pretty sad really.

This was a really mixed weekend for us. Shareen had a GREAT cable weekend. Joe’s had a TERRIBLE time with cable.

And then someone has set a new standard for buffet behaviour. But tell us what you think… leave a comment.

There’s a lot of nudity on today’s show… so I guess you should close your eyes.

Ever noticed how the dates all come together at the same time… but what does it say for our future as a romantic city? Plus Shareen shares an exercise that’s SUPPOSED to make you feel good about yourself… But does it really work? You decide.

When where and how? Well listen for more details….

There’s a new place you can buy durians on Bukit Timah Road. Our guess… the neighbours are complaining.

Wait till you hear what this girl was trying to do with plastic surgery. And also the hospital that is sponsoring the cause by giving her the make-over that she wants.

And ever tried to guilt-trip a guy?… Apparently, you are doomed to fail… Shareen explains why…

You may have heard that Joe was the commentator at the Singapore Airshow 2010. Well the show was a success with lots of deals closed… However, there was at least one aspect of the show that left some of our foreign exhibitors a little shocked…

Want to know a man’s real age? Apparently you can tell by a man’s pants…

And will 3D TV kill football?

Wait til you hear why Joe calls Shareen the evil fairy…

You remember the lingerie Joe bought eBay? Well the stuff’s arrived… and Shareen checks it out on the podcast today. Warning: The show ends a little… uncomfortably.

And Joe’s the commentator for the Singapore Airshow 2010… and sure it’s fun, but there is ONE thing that’s close to killing him… Find out what it is on the show…

Shareen’s Company D&D – yes for all 8 employees.

And that INFAMOUS MacDonald’s pig!

This is rare. Shareen is actually pissed off by the actor who played Jack Sparrow from the movie.

Shareen has some advice for me as to what to sell on eBay. She heard about somebody else in that business, so Joe thought he should find out more. It was a little disturbing…

Shareen continues to tell us about her experience at Resorts World… It’s not ALL bad.

And have you eaten haggis? Do you know what it IS? Wait till you hear what Shareen thought it was until we talked about it…

Shareen went down to Resorts World to have a look around and came away with some surprising experiences…

And Joe went looking for escorts on-line… purely for research purposes.

Shareen feels she HAS to FLASH on the show today… I guess the real question is what’s got her goat…

And we’re STILL trying to solve the World Cup problem for Singaporeans everywhere… and so what if it just happens to be a little illegal.

Joe was so bad the HE put HIMSELF in the doghouse. And of course Shareen was “supportive” of the decision. Wait til you hear how SHE plays the doghouse game.

Plus, we solve your World Cup TV Coverage woes in the way we know best… by totally making something up.

It’s not funny what happened. But the challenge we have for you is to listen to the show and NOT laugh. After all… it just ain’t right.

And Joe thought he had come up with a BRILLIANT idea. Unfortunately, Shareen had to burst his bubble.

Wait till you hear about this club promotion. Shareen was shocked. I was surprised they actually did it – the question is how do you feel hearing about a promotion like this in Singapore?

Shareen wasn’t as happy as many were when the results of the Golden Globes… maybe you weren’t either. Let’s compare notes…

And we give some feedback about some feedback we received. Complicated? Isn’t that what you like about us?

As you may have heard, Joe’s just moved house, but it’s proving to be a rather painful process… more details on the podcast.

And Shareen’s pretty sure China NEEDS her… or at least WILL need her… not too long from now.

Welcome back to the show folks! Since it’s a brand new year, we thought we’d talk about resolutions… I’ve got to tell you, I was VERY surprised with what she resolved to do…

This is the very last one for the year. We’re taking a break from the show. Before we go though, I thought I’d just take this opportunity to say thanks to all of you who have been supporting us with the simple gesture of starting up the podcast and listening to it. It really makes a difference.

We’ll be back on the 15th of January 2010.

According to a report Santa’s a real bad boy… which is just the sort of guy Shareen’s looking for. If only we knew what else he does with his time.

Last last minute Christmas gift suggestions from Shareen. Some good. Some not so much.

It may be the latest trend, but I for one am pretty pleased to let this one pass me by…

And what happens when you meet your friend who used to be a woman? What do you say? What do you THINK?

We’re finally taking a break from the podcast. Details on the show itself.

And this is the show Shareen’s been waiting for. The one where she gets to hear exactly what defects haven’t been fixed in our new home despite the reassurances from the main contractor… It’s not my favourite show.

I’m pretty sure I’m not alone on this, but I think I am an addict. And I’m showing signs of getting worse…

And look out for the latest social disease that you and your friends may be in danger of catching.

You probably get involved in this sort of tit-for-tat war from time to time… but I think we’ve finally resolved our problems.

Why did people wonder if this guy would be able to change the channels by squeezing his bum? Ok… you might be jumping ahead of us already.

And you know that party I had to go to before I dropped in on Shareen’s party? Well it was one of those parties that “spoils the market” for everyone else having a party nearby.

How, why and when did Shareen watch pigs doing the do in a not-so-natural way?

And I found myself unable to control my vigilante tendencies again… Sorry whoever you were…

I did a stage-show with my ex-radio partner hosting a lunch Christmas party when I did something that made the audience gasp.

And Shareen gets to say, “I told you so!” Damn it!

Shareen’s trying to help me with my legacy. And I have to admit it’s an interesting idea… maybe you would like to try it too.

And I’m not sure if you heard about Shareen’s on or off party which I might not be able to attend… well I have hell to pay. Catch the fun on the show.

You might have realised that Shareen reacted with more than one “Wow” to the story of the ultimate sex doll a couple of podcasts ago… but how many did she let slip? Well listen as we play ALL of them back to back.

And a man who complained of being licked too much!

They’re destitute cave-dwelling men who are about to become billionaires. Guess their social life is about to get better.

Shareen also had an experience with a gay guy on her trip to Thailand.

That’s two different topics by the way… A friend sent me an email about the “perfect” woman as he put it and I was blown away by what I read and saw. And so was Shareen when I showed her the pictures.

And Tiger Woods as you’ve never seen him before… (OK, maybe you have).

I think most of us know what happens when you use Botox on the face. The special paralyzing effect the neurotoxin means your wrinkles disappear… right along with you ability to raise even an eyebrow. Well apparently the hot new procedure is using Botox below the belt….

OK. Maybe not anymore… but until recently that was the law in a particular country.

And why is Shareen so apologetic on today’s show?… Come play our interactive game on today’s show…

Think you have what it takes to research lap-dancing? And it pays pretty well. And some would say the fringe benefits are irresistible…

Also, are those prize machines in the arcades fair? And what about the people who put money in them? Do they deserve it?

Continuing from the previous podcast.. Shareen shares a story of bad service she received because she was a woman (and to be clear, she is STILL a woman).

And what on earth is “Doing the Abba”? Well Shareen does it. Maybe you want to too…

We went shopping the other day and it is just me who finds that service has just gone down the tubes in general… but the worst thing that happened was when my wife was treated poorly (we think) because of her race.

And how did a smile on Facebook cost a woman at least $25,000?

If you are a fan of popcorn… be warned…

Also, a couple gets divorced… so that they can get married.  A scary Santa Clause that needs a facelift.  And our very own rabied reindeer on Orchard Road who are checking out their own packages. Ahem.

Thanks for listening! Tell your friends!

What happens when a couple’s passionate lovemaking keeps an entire block of apartments? What can the neighbours do?

Can you really be too UGLY for a life of crime? Well apparently so. You’ve got to hear about this guy…

Also, would Shareen make a good motivational speaker? Well hear me out on this idea before you say, “No Way!”

Which country is offering free penile implants? Sure you could just google it. Or you could just listen to the show and find out.

I got invited to a PINK party and Shareen shared about being picked up by a lesbian.

Just how do you LOSE your nipples? Well let’s just say Malaysia Boleh!

And Shareen’s parking theory of love.

We’ve been accused of talking sh*t before. I guess today we really are. The folks in Holland are apparently getting into it and an incredible story about how rabbit poo’s been used in an illegal process.

What can I say, Shareen has been doing her research. But it’s really pretty amazing what these men got up to. Perhaps more amazing is what the women actually fell for.

This guy’s actually an amazing rocker. And yes, he also happens to be a monk. Sadly he’s decided to hang up his microphone.

You may have noticed there was this really big meeting in Singapore this past weekend. It was all supposed to be a polite affair but Obama said something that apparently made some of the other delegates feel uncomfortable. Maybe you missed it…

And a Twitter event that I really have my doubts about.

What did Shareen watch that made her sob out loud?

And did I goof on my review of 2012? Well we review my review.

Women have a list of requirements that men have to live up to. Men seldom live up to those expectations. Well guess what, the rules keep changing.

And I was really surprised by what excites Shareen. Perhaps you might too.

Would you believe Shareen used to push the limits with the rules in school? You would?… OK then, I guess we’re a;; on the same page… but wait till you hear what she used to get up to when she was in school.

And… some pretty sweet and simultaneously freaky technology.

A Singapore technology that allows you to stroke your cock remotely. Fun for the whole geek family!

And what did Shareen say that made my head hurt? (It had something to do with superstitions surrounding Friday the 13th).

You may have heard about the best-looking world leaders list. Singapore didn’t do too badly. But who’s on the bottom of that list?

And Shareen has an idea to sell advertising which might raise an eyebrow.. or two. And wait till you hear how much she thinks I can raise from putting ads on my “personal space”.

And we’re one podcast away from telling you how you can stroke your cock from another room (i.e. that’s on the next show).

We continue with Shareen’s married friends’ attempts to matchmake her. And how fast they move…

And you think women can be loose? Wait till you hear about these crabs.

What exactly did a bank robber do that saw him laughed out of the bank?

And Shareen’s friends have been trying to matchmake her in less than subtle ways…

Can pent up sexual frustrations be dangerous? Apparently so… listen for the details.

Also, what could happen in all the time between recording a show and actually broadcasting it. Well if you leave it to my imagination, too much…

Boy did I screw up last week! A few details here…

But before you assume that that’s a GOOD thing, I recommend you listen to the show.

And you may have already seen them, but there’re some dummies you should really look out for along Grange Road.

Check against the list of symptoms that make you a Facebook addict.

What kind of halloween costumes would Shareen get into? Well a lot more, if she wasn’t so much like Michael Jackson. How? Well listen to find out.

And why are pregnant women rushing to get onto a plane…

Another example of redundant research? Perhaps. You be the judge.

And Shareen is still missing her knob. I offered her alternatives which she either found too harry or small…

Do I really need to say more?

You guys are not going to believe this… instead of talking on the phone (or something logical like that) Shareen’s decided to use the podcast to “talk” to Drew Crothers (our guest on the EXPLICIT show from a few days ago).

Plus a VERY important change in the podcast.

We got to contemplating what we could do next with out podcast… We came up with some BAD ideas.

We mere mortals never got a manual, so how the hell would we know what those words ARE supposed to mean?

And we’ve got the results of the lucky draw from our 100,000th download party.

Shareen was not feeling well enough to come in and record, so a friend of mine dropped in to help me record a podcast. Turns out he was REALLY keen to say some things that he couldn’t say on the radio. Thanks to Andrew Crothers for helping on this show.

Again… we’ve warned you. Content is EXPLICIT.

My apologies. Normal service will resume on Monday.

Today’s TOTO draw is worth $3M (probably more). That’s when more people come out of the woodworks to play. And it could bring out the worst in all of us. That’s especially true when you ask someone to buy tickets for you.

And how do you get beat up at a Karaoke bar? We have some suggestions.

Wow! THAT was a HOAX too?

Hear about a guy who really couldn’t stay long at any one job… because he was on a tight schedule. Now he’s writing a book.

Balloon Boy’s parents might go to jail.

It would seem we have now become a semi-official source of information on how to increase your cup-size.

How to get yourself banned from the state of New York – for those of you who have been following it, you may be interested to know the latest in that infamous feud between Conan O’Brien and the Mayor of Newark. You won’t believe who finally had to intervene.

And is Madonna a good neighbour? Well yes and no. Listen in and see if YOU would like to be her neighbour.

If you haven’t heard about this particular “ms.adventure” (and even if you have), listen to how these two guys chose the wrong victims.

Also we discuss whether they should introduce a very special kind of sex-education for older students here in Singapore.

Shareen is moving house and she’s going through her stuff… So she’s throwing out a lot of stuff, but there are some things that she’s keeping for emotional reasons.

And a promotion launched inTerengganu especially for you, if you are about to be DIVORCED.

My son and I were looking through some books at the National Library when he came upon an “interesting” book. Wait till you hear what it was about. I’ll bet that at the very least, you’ll shake your head.

Did you hear about the Somali pirates that bit off FAR more than they could hope to chew?

I really thought she was acting when I told her about this guy being gay… Because I just thought there was NO way ANYONE would NOT know. Boy was I wrong.

A zoo does some WAY OUT stuff when they can’t get hold of the actual animal.

And an UNBELIEVABLE experience one of our in-laws had at a hospital here in Singapore.

Most people think that being pregnant means you can’t get MORE pregnant. Well apparently not so.

A beauty contest for surgically enhanced beauties.. I know this doesn’t sound like anything different from the usual Miss Brazil or Miss Venezuela contest, but trust me this one is DIFFERENT.

Forget the Singapore Slingers, check out these Singapore SWINGERS who are scoring regularly.

Homer Simpson as a health ambassador… yes, REALLY.

And wait till you hear the kinds of restrictions they’re putting on alcohol consumption at the V8 races in Australia. I guarantee you’ll be surprised by them.

We’re talking about the ORIGINAL Darth Vader. Stay tuned to find out what happened (there were Police involved).

And I’ll be sharing the secrets to making it last… :p

We do crazy things for our pets. Wait till you hear what we’ve been trying to buy for our little black cat…

Plus that story we promised… How did Shareen end up waking up on her bathroom floor?

Have you heard about the Ig Nobel prize? It’s a very special scientific award that is given to stuff that will make you smile. Or at least it really SHOULD make you smile…

And those of you who think *I* can be hard on someone who’s a little rude… wait till you hear what Shareen called a customer of hers who was a little too snide for her liking!

I thought it was impossible to meet someone local who didn’t know the convention of using the tissue-pack to reserve seats… I wasn’t looking NEAR enough. Shareen shares her moment of naivety.

And photos in the wallet are disappearing… but not everyone’s happy about that.

There’s a big problem with tourists taking a dump on one of the world’s most famous landmarks… I didn’t realize how BIG this problem was…

And WTF! What if your name WAS WTF?

I won a contest, but I can’t tell anyone about what it is… But I thought I’d gloat anyway.

My little 4-year old girl Lauren, is the cutest. Wait till you hear what she said that led us to long discussion about boys and girls. Which led to a conversation where I’m discussing terms with Shareen on how I should match-make her.

And what about that HOT Japanese chef?… Well Shareen doesn’t think he’s so hot after she checked him out.

It’s Children’s day. For most parents with kids who are old enough to go to school but too young to be in secondary school, this is an extra day to try and figure out what to do with the kids. For us, it’s the day we send them over to their grandparents’ home and we try to celebrate it in a meaningful way.

And my eyes are finally becoming… normal.

Was it the job of hosting of F1 Rocks? Or was it something else?

And I’m really proud of what I managed to do as the emcee and auctioneer at an event over the weekend… You won’t believe how much we were able to raise over lunch.

What really sucked at F1? Let Shareen tell you.

Despite their best efforts to focus on the food, the fashion and the theatre… some women managed to get distracted at the show I was at. Find out by what on the show.