This is really one of my favourite jokes. And I told it on the air, even though in off-air testing it wasn’t quite hitting the mark. I promised to put it on the blog, so here it is…
Man: “Doctor, doctor, I think I have a hearing problem”
Doctor: “Can you describe the symptoms?”
Man: “Well, it’s a show about a dysfunctional family. There’s Homer the father and Bart and Lisa are his kids…”
Well… whaddaya think?
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catch no ball leh. joe, too cheem la your joke.
Ahem… the doctor says “symptoms” but he hears “Simpsons”…
ROTFLMAO… really. Well, OK I exaggerate a little…
i actually found your jokes funny, although some kaki didn’t catch it till much later. anyway, here is lumber2 re-telling the fishing joke. hehe…
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=31416317121
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hey !
orhhhhhhh. now i get it. sorry la now i laugh ok? HAHAHAHAHA
byran, did the video help you catch the joke? :p
bryan, did the video help you catch the joke? :p
no no i was referring to the hearing problem joke, i finally understood after joe explained. haha
yea the fishing joke is dam sick. heard it long time ago, but a funny joke will always be funny regardless of time.
Thanks for dropping by folks. Did Lumber 2 know she was being shot on video? (By the way, that was a very good video. Which camera or phone?
joe…was a fuji point and shoot cam. and yes she knew she was being shot
Wow. That’s one of those jokes that is hard to catch the first time, and after you do get it, you just want to slap the person who said it on the arm, and say “oh for crying out loud!”
good attempt
Hey Hossan! I’m really gonna miss the banter and chemistry you guys (and gal) have on morning jam. I must admit to be skeptical when I heard Joe will have 2 partners on the show. But i must say this is by far the best combo ever coz you add the special “XO” to the show.
All the best! I’m looking forward to seeing you more in the theatres!
smart!
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!……ok..happi?
On the hard of hearing…
let me share this with you guys….
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I remember when my friend was lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure, a young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
‘Nurse’, he mumbles, from behind the mask. ‘Are my testicles black?’ Embarrassed, the young nurse replies ‘I don’t know, sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.’
He struggles to ask again, ‘Nurse, are my testicles black?’
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says,’There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir!!’
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
‘Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely……
A r e – m y – t e s t – r e s u l t s – b a ck?
I thought he heard “sitcom”.
Then again, the Simpons isn’t really a sitcom…
Right?
I stared at google reader for about a minute before laughing. WAHAHAHAHAA